Posted by Don Pearson UK (188.8.131.52) on March 08, 2000 at 18:47:05:
Old style (Punch Magazine)
Don: Why are you banging your head against the wall?
Man: I used to have cluster headaches
Don: Did it help?
Don: Then why do you still do it?
Man: Well, it is mildly diverting
Don: General, I understand cluster headaches are awful?
Gnl. S.T. Iff-Upperlip: Yes, Don, they are a trifle hmm .. unsettling.
Taxi Driver, unprompted: I had one of the cluster headache blokes in the back of the cab the other day.
Don: What was he like?
Taxi Driver: Right fucking headbanger. String them all up, that's what I'd do. Banging's too good for them.
Don: Why are you banging your head against that wall?
Man: Oh, don't tell me the bastard ran off
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