Posted by Bob Kipple (18.104.22.168) on March 14, 2000 at 21:28:06:
In Reply to: whats your worst side effect story posted by jonny on March 14, 2000 at 19:02:08:
Around '85, we had driven to Gainsville FL to visit my F & M in laws. My wifes sis was visiting them also and came back to Jupiter, FL with us. The beast visited that night and not wanting to disturb my sis-in-law who was asleep in the guest room downstairs, I stayed upstairs in the loft and rocked, tried not to scream too loud and finally pacified the MFer. Guess I fell asleep on the couch and got up mostly asleep to go to bed. (Did I mention I was naked?). The next thing I remember was going headfirst down the steps, thinking I'm going to break my stupid neck when I hit the front door. The whole thing was slo mo and I got both hands out in front of me and saved my neck but sacrificed both thumbs. So there I lay, naked as a jaybird, half afraid to move and half afraid my sis-in-law would discover the nude idiot laying on the floor. The 5:30 AM wakeup was a waste, shit, I couldn't even tie the sash to my robe let alone button a shirt. It's amazing how helpless we humans become when we lose the use of our thumbs. Can't even... oh never mind.
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