Posted by Don Pearson UK (195.92.67.46) on March 15, 2000 at 05:32:56:
Press Release:
The Headbangers UK tour turned into a nightmare, according to spokesman, Don Banger. It was a catalogue of disasters.
There were last-minute cancellations because of illness among band members.
Although ticket sales were high, half the audience of bangerheads had to pull out of attending at the last minute, others were denied entrance to the venues because security staff said their oxygen cylinders were a fire hazard or because thay were carrying syringes. Most of the others left suddenly during the concerts.
Don said the final straw was trying to get a blowjob from a groupie. She said she had a headache!
editor: I know Don's sense of humour is crap, but he does make it up himself. What can I do? With him, I'm banging my ...