Posted by Martha Stewart Living (188.8.131.52) on March 15, 2000 at 10:58:52:
~Martha enters the room all smug and smiley.~
" I just love clusters. They are especially good in the spring time. I like to enjoy them with a nice tall glass of milk while basking in the sun, sitting on a futon made of turtle shell backs and seaweed. I think everyone should have clusters all year round. There is just something so sweet about them. If you have not had the pleasure of having a nice large cluster, you are truly missing out.
" Clusters to me, are a special treat. I've enjoyed them since I was a young girl. I was first introduced to clusters as a young girl living in a small farmtown.
I think the most pleasurable part of a cluster is..."
At this time, a man who suffers from cluster headaches took great offense to her mockery of the pain and, in a fit of rage, ran up and shot her several times at point blank range. The at home audience gasped in horror, and then applauded. What the man didn't know was, she was referring to the chocolate covered caramel and peanuts often referred to as a 'cluster'or a 'turtle'.
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