Posted by Don Pearson UK (188.8.131.52) on March 17, 2000 at 05:51:52:
There was an Italian, an American and an Englishman. Giving them names at random, let's call them Riccardo, Nancy and Don.
Riccardo: We elected a porn star with a pair of big tits as a senator. We've a great sense of humour.
Nancy: Our porn stars become movie stars, our TV stars become porn stars, we have a pair of big tits running for President and a pussy already there. We're falling about with laughter.
Don: Pussy is what he likes, not what he is. Over here, we all think we're porn stars and all our politicians are big tits. And we've got a pussy as Leader of the Opposition and a dick as Prime Minister. We are not amused!
Fuck em all, mi dears, as we say in Devon (UK county).
I call my humour undiscriminating. My editor says it's indicriminate. What's the difference? (That's the point. You don't realise there is one - editor)
Wait until I really get on to political humour.
(I think a rough translation of Don's black hat/white hat posting is "If you don't like my sense of humour, have a go yourself" - editor)
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