Posted by Jack Boyd (198.26.132.102) on March 20, 2000 at 13:03:50:
There is a little known extra added benefit to joining O.U.C.H. and it goes something like this:
Should any of you who have not yet seen fit to join O.U.C.H., change your mind and send in your hard earned 25 bucks along with an application form, I, Jack Boyd, absolutely, unequivocally and without reservation promise and pledge that I might stop bad mouthing behind your back. Although I am not sure.
I have to speak to my therapist tonight and I am gonna tell her everything. You see, my enormous ego and tender psyche are both still hurting from the “Lennie” and “You go girl” remarks.