Posted by Jack (184.108.40.206) on April 01, 2000 at 20:56:42:
In Reply to: Jack Boyd (a definition). posted by drummer on April 01, 2000 at 20:24:54:
around the Greenly household whenever Jack Boyd comes up in a conversation, an email or on the telephone. They have been reported and documented by the lovely and loyal Mrs. Drummer and the short people who are always underfoot.
"Jack is always very, very, repulsively disagreeable."
"Jack should have his head examined."
"Who does this freaking guy think he is?"
"Man is he dopey."
"What's the matter with him."
"If I get my freaking hands on him I'm gonna break his arms and his legs. That son of a bitch."
"Honey, when I get to Las Vegas, please keep that stupid bastard, Jack Boyd as far away from me as you can."
"Man, doesn't Jack have the ugliest looking kids you ever saw."
"I don't think Jack really has clusters. I think he is just a cluster wannabe. He probably has migraines and mild ones at that."
" I think Jack Boyd actually exists. I think he is just a cruel and perverse joke played on us clusterheads."
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