Posted by Todd (22.214.171.124) on April 05, 2000 at 19:58:12:
In Reply to: but then posted by jonny on April 05, 2000 at 19:45:29:
an alien, sent to earth to infiltrate our species.
He is from a planet called Lactose, in the Acidophelous galaxy, way to the left of the center of the Universe. On his home planet, the inhabitants have no mouths. They communicate by expelling noxious fumes from their butts. Roughly adapted to the English alphabet, their words sound something like: brrrr--apppph! BRRAAP!
Aliens aren't as advanced and smart as the movies would have you believe....hub thought that by faking clusters and smoking dog droppings he'd fit in with the majority. Little did he know how rare clusters are. Oh well, guess one out of two ain't bad.
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