Posted by Riccardo (188.8.131.52) on April 06, 2000 at 02:59:14:
In Reply to: You guys would be proud of me posted by Jack on April 05, 2000 at 18:36:03:
.....that you expose all our past love to the pubic .... no meant public.... taunt. If we are not a pappy couple... no, happy couple.... is only due to aunt Carmela (not 2 L, only one please!) that have had hard sex with all of us. She destroyed all the good intentions to have a long and lovely life together, and leave us that 'thing' that all now call HUB.
And I'm tired to work for you in that Bar, the belly dance is now too stressing for my age, every turn of my belly causes prolonged farting, and during the lunch time the bartender kick me in the ass (and this cause me other pain and other farts!) out of the bar, because the smell kills the customers.
And I am tired to change the Hub diapers all alone (I do not remember ONE time you helped me!). You know well that little beast smells soooo hard!
And please, tell Drummer I'm STILL your wife! When you host Drummer at OUR home I cannot resist that you close me in the cellar with Hub. You know that the cellar have NO windows!
If you continue with these ill-treatments I will say to all them that you, when in Naples, stolen my virginity with that gross lie: 'I'm the US President, and I will divorce from my wife for you, dear!'.
And I will say also about your strange games with chains and leather, and about YOUR red pants with patches.
No, no, I have a minimum of dignity, I do not tell anyone your hmmmmm size (i have never understood if I have to say 8/16" or 1/2")
Your beloved wife
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