How's my hypocrisy? It's doing fine thanks for asking.

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Posted by August ( on April 14, 2000 at 13:14:54:

How's this one for hypocrisy? I'm not sure and I'm not ready to jump you about it until I know what you mean. Then I'll jump :-)No wait I can't then I'd be a hypocrite.

I would like to know what you mean. I even asked God what you meant. God said "What?!? You think I read minds or something?" Funny I thought She did.

Then she said "ok, ok I'll give you a few possibilities. a) He's showing you the correct spelling of hypocrisy since you can't spell it. b)He wants you to rate it on the hypocrisy scale(in which case I give it a 0) c)You hit a raw nerve with the hypocrisy post d) He'd like to be my spokes-person.e)none of the above.

If it's then I can tell you how to apply for the job. First you have to fast for a very long time. One whole hour in fact. Next you have to fill out the application and provide two pieces of I.D. After that you have to promise not to use any bad words while being the spokesperson.You also have to ask God if she approves of your message. In my case God did approve. I was trying to cheer up Elain, and get her back to the board.

I'm on probation right now as God's spokesperson. She wasn't sure to begin with if I was cut out for the job. I've been calling in sick too often.


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