Posted by CyndiS (126.96.36.199) on April 17, 2000 at 20:07:35:
In Reply to: its great to be a male:))) posted by jonny on April 17, 2000 at 18:16:06:
1) I was interviewed by a woman. I hope she didn't check out my ass but if it helped me get the job...cool
2) No comment.
3) I got my last name back and will never change it again!
4) Wedding plans...never again
5) Foreplay is never optional.
6) If my friends are still getting laid, I would never stop them. I might lend them my 02 when they were done, however.
7) My mechanic was my high school boyfriend and he knows that he had better tell me the truth. I know where he lives.
8) No comment
9) Don't think so.
10)They're not wrinkles. They're wisdom craters.
11) Big mistake
12) If they don't glance, I worry.
13) Hate 'em.
14) Yuck..but in a pinch...
15) One mood....boring.
16) Who needs a phone. Got a 'puter.
17) We don't want you to feel worthless.
18) No comment.
19) Motel? How about Hotel!
20) See #17.
21) Don't think so.
22) And they look like they cost $3.33 each.
23) See #18.
24) Not in my car!
25) Guess they match #22.
26) Depends on what the meter reader looks like.
27) Can too!
28) See #18.
29) See #18.
30) I'd like to see a guy wear one of my outfits!
31) Guess that's why most men dress so well? Here's fashion #1 tip for you men....red and burgundy don't match.
32) See #17.
33) Fashion tip #2...buy an iron.
34) No comment.
35) Neither do we but aren't you glad we do!!
36) Of course these match all three pair of $3.33 underwear.
37) So do we.
38) And we love that $2.00 bottle of toilet water that you give us every year.
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