Posted by Jayne (220.127.116.11) on April 18, 2000 at 17:29:15:
it came to me last night why we get these damn things.
We are chosen people. We have all been abducted by aliens at some point
in our lives but don't remember. When we were in the mother ship, they placed a small
micro chip into our brains. Now when they want to know what is going on here on earth, they
just tap into our brains and view the world as we do. The energy waves this creates causes our pain.
They get bored with the episodics after a while. Our lives are not as interesting as the chronics.
Carl D has the most interesting perspective on life and they can't get enough of him.
We could confuse the hell out of them and start watching the sci-fi channel non stop when we are ill.
Maybe they would pull the plug permenantly.
Just a thought.
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