Posted by Terry (24.94.59.215) on April 19, 2000 at 13:57:53:
The man hit his drive behind a barn and could not see the
green. His wife said, I'll open the doors on both ends of
the barn and you can hit the ball through the barn to the
green. When the husband did this he hit his wife in th
temple and killed her on the spot. About six months later
the husband was playing golf with a friend and sure
enough he hit his ball behind the same barn. His friend
said, I'll open the doors on both ends of the barn and you
can hit the ball through the barn to the green. The
husband said, I don't think I can do this and I hate this
hole. His friend said, it's not that hard and why do you
hate this hole? The husband said, after bowing his head,
the last time I played this hole I got an 8!