Posted by DougW (207.107.182.96) on April 20, 2000 at 22:29:35:
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names ....(Thus, for
example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts. Go figure.)
Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW firstname:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = cheeseball
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = buttercup
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Love to all
Gidget ChuckleSniffer