According to Backwards Reincarnation.

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Posted by drummer (209.105.155.54) on May 08, 2000 at 19:00:14:

In Reply to: Sadly, they DONT seem to be going away though do they? posted by Tracy on May 08, 2000 at 10:41:02:

'Name calling' and other impolite behavior is bad, according to Lennie, the writer of 'backwards reincarnation'. George was going to write about 'backwards reincarnation', but wasn't smart enough upon his recent 'backwards reincarnation'. George has this to say about his future life that he had already lived:

"I'm fairly certain that I was smarter than Lennie, before I died, but when I was 'backwards reincarnated' as the new, past me (George), again, all over - I'm not so smart. I'm hoping to be smarter upon my next recycling process. That's why Lennie is writing the Backwards Reincarnation Book or HOPE, for me."

Lennie writes in Chapter 3 (The Ho-Hums), Verse 12, this:

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you,
because you never know who,
might be backwards reincarnated,
and then undo you."

Lennie allowed George to write Verse 15 in (The Ho-Hums).
Verse 15 says this:

"Sticks and stones may break your bones,
but names will never hurt you.
So don't throw bones and don't throw sticks,
because you might be backwards reincarnated
as a cow, owned by a mean farmer,
who may refer to you as Fatty,
and poke you, relentlessly, with an electric cattle prod.
The name Fatty won't be so bad,
but that electric cattle prod freaking hurts!"

Ahhhh – words to live by! Thanks Lennie and George!

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