Posted by drummer (220.127.116.11) on May 19, 2000 at 08:37:45:
In Reply to: My 50 year old erogenous zones were erroneously posted by Jack on May 19, 2000 at 08:01:51:
We (the gods) still love you.
We (the gods) are sorry about your lack of sexual relations.
We (the gods) are going to change the Commandments. We made a mistake. We (the gods) are not really jealous. We are loving. The thingy in Exodus, Chapter 20, Verse 3 and Verse 5 was a miss-print.
God meant to say that He's loving, not jealous. Why would He be jealous? He is the Superior Being for crying out loud, and He created everything. What the hell does He have to be jealous of?
He loves you. Forget the jealousy thingy.
Also forget the 2nd Commandment. You have work to do on Sundays. We're all busy. God loves you no matter what. You can have sex on Sundays, too.
Right after you mow the lawn, of course.
The Gods love you! :-)
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