Posted by Todd (216.199.4.77) on May 22, 2000 at 16:52:23:
In Reply to: Shameless posted by Jack on May 22, 2000 at 09:30:30:
Look on the bright side...you should be getting your invitation to join AARP today or tomorrow (they are excellent at that). All kinds of discounts and stuff.
You have now also officially reached 'adulthood', so I guess you can engage in adultery and stuff.
Just to prove what a good friend I am, like Susan, today I will smoke no cigarettes on your behalf.
I will smoke a lot on my behalf, but none on yours.
;-)
Happy Birthday, old man.