Posted by drummer (209.105.134.198) on June 05, 2000 at 08:27:00:
Hi Everyone,
Jack has a sense of humor. I'm sorry. It's not his fault. He was born that way.
Jack has sent me 4,569 E-mails. I'm sorry. It's not his fault. I've sent him 10,946 E-mails.
Jack is not very smart. I'm sorry. It's not his fault. It's history, ancestry and genetics.
Jack has cluster headaches. I'm sorry. It's not his fault. He is allergic to Astronomy.
Jack really likes me. I'm sorry. It's not his fault. My wife pays him to be my friend.