Posted by drummer (188.8.131.52) on June 05, 2000 at 09:03:27:
In Reply to: David and Ricky Riccardo posted by Jack on June 05, 2000 at 08:46:50:
Sometimes I contemplate life's greatest mysteries while I'm pooping. I find peace in pooping. I reach what the Budhhists call, "Nirvana" or "Enlightenment".
While pooping yesterday - I was Enlightened. I have decided that everyone who has cluster headaches is allergic to Astronomy. It makes perfect sense.
Cluster headaches come in cycles, just like the great celestial bodies move in cycles.
We are allergic to Astronomy!
We are on a Planet that is zipping around a Sun. The perfect perpetual motion machine.
There's no stopping it!
We are like the cartoon character George Jetson who is stuck on his treadmill.
"Jane, get me off this crazy thing!"
Everyone with cluster headaches needs to get off of this Planet.
I have reached Nirvana!
I am going to grab my red slippers now and join you in the day room, at the Mental Health Facility, for the mentally disturbed.
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