Posted by drummer (188.8.131.52) on June 08, 2000 at 18:14:46:
In Reply to: That's it - I am killing myself posted by Jack on June 08, 2000 at 17:28:07:
Kindergarten) Jack was not allowed to use the school paste anymore. He had created too many "paste & jelly sandwiches".
1st Grade) Jack was rushed home one day after he had taken the safety-scissors and given himself a crew-cut. One can still see several scars located near his 'bald spot'.
2nd Grade) Jack was no longer allowed near the Jungle-Jim during recess. It seems that Jack used to lay down on his back and look up under the 1st Grade girls' dresses.
3rd Grade) This was Jack's last year of Public school. Jack was immediately placed in Catholic school for the rest of his childhhood. (This in and of itself explains quite a bit).
I have proof of all of the above.
I will bring it to the Convention in August.
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