Posted by Terry S. (126.96.36.199) on June 17, 2000 at 07:36:55:
"Smile" for the DMV
True story from a friend:
"When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local
motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for
almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his
"He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the
clerk, 'I was standing in line so long, I ended up
looking pretty grouchy in this picture.'
"The clerk looked at his picture closely. 'It's okay,' he
reassured the man: 'That's how you're going to look when
the cops pull you over anyway.'"
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