Posted by Jayne (216.76.149.197) on June 26, 2000 at 18:03:19:
A YOUNG COUPLE......
On their wedding night, as they were undressing for
bed the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and
said,"Here, put these
on."She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't
wear your pants," she said. "That's right," said the husband, "and don't you
ever forget
it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try
these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as
his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. "I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its
going to be until your fucking attitude changes!