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Posted by Ted ( on June 28, 2000 at 20:59:32:

In Reply to: Dear Bill posted by Jayne on June 28, 2000 at 19:58:45:

Dear Mr. Starr,
Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex and publishing it on the net, with the assistance of the GOP Congress, with graphic details about acts two consenting adults performed behind closed doors.
Thank you for demonstrating that the only type of Whitewater investigation that that you were presumably on was the white water on Monica's dress.
Thank you for your part in clearing all sexual harrasment charges against Clinton by coming up with no harrasment charges yourself.
Thank you for teaching a new generation about impeachment when one party was willing to follow you to hell if it meant being able to impeach a Democratic president for cheating on his wife.
Thank you for teaching a whole new generation that the Scarlett Letter was not the work of someone with an incredibly fantastic imagination.

Dear Mr. Reagan,
Thank you for the scores of witnesses who plead the 5th amendment, and the many others who "mysteriously" died during the investigation of Iran-Contra. Thanks for ensuring a huge tax burden on the future generations by cutting taxes and increasing spending, sending us to a debt where the dollar amount nearly matched the miles per second of the speed of light(Sir, I hope that you don't mind, but I'm sending a copy of this to George "The Recession" Bush, as he equally deserves my thanks).

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