Things you DON'T want to hear during surgery

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Posted by Nancy ( on June 29, 2000 at 00:30:44:

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor--we're going to need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, Oh Great Lord of Darkness.
BoBo! Come back with that! Bad dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Damn, there go the lights again ...
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
You know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them.
What's this doing here?
That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't worry, I think it's sharp enough.
Sterile, schmeril. The floor's clean, right?
But if the MRI is reversed, then we're operating on the left side ...

All people smile in the same language,

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