Posted by Jack Boyd (33.2.105.227) on July 17, 2000 at 09:48:52:
In Reply to: Up the nose... posted by hub on July 17, 2000 at 09:25:11:
I can't diasagree but I would add that cause and effect is never easy to prove nor is it usually conclusive but I suspect the following:
The effects Hub has documented were only induced by the nasal ingestion of Avocado when the following variables were present:
1) high humidity ( > 70% )
2) we had a Republican majority in the Senate
3) both El Nino and La Nina were in effect
4) oil was > than $23.50 per barrel
5) drummer was sleeping with his therapist
6) Hub was eating worms again
7) Bob P was especially flatulent
8) Alan Greenspan was raising interest rates
9) my serum cholesterol was between 156 and 187
10) all of my in-laws weren't speaking to me
So you see, none of this is really very simple - kind of like clusters :-)