Posted by Miss Twitch (24.66.217.96) on July 28, 2000 at 10:37:48:
Even though it's summer holiday right now, you know we still have to deal with these hooligans because they didn't study enough and have to go through summer school.
I propose we assign a project to them, to keep them out of trouble.
Here is what I have thought of...
1. Hub and Bob can scrape all the gum and spitballs from under the desks.
2. DJ can get those darned mirrors off his shoes, once and for all.
3. Jonny can wash the blackboards.
4. Drummer can sharpen all the pencils.
5. Jack can write an essay on how he promises to be nice to Drummer from this point forward.
6. Riccky can practice his English.
7. And Carl can give us a talk on what he has been doing so far on his summer holiday. Without stuttering this time.
8. August can bring her cat in for show and tell.
9. Ted can make us one of his famous gourmet lunches
and you and I can go drink wine on the patio while they complete their assignments.
What do you think?