Posted by TerryS (18.104.22.168) on August 10, 2000 at 20:29:30:
Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading
> > "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology".
> > The town's fathers were not too happy with that sign, so
> > they changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors".
> > This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to "Schizoids
> > and Hemorrhoids". No go, so they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics".
> > Thumbs down again, so they tried "Manic-depressives and
> > Anal-retentives."
> > Still not good, so they tried "Minds and Behinds".
> > Unacceptable again, so they tried "Lost Souls and Ass-holes".
> > Still no go.
> > Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts",
> > "Queers and Rears",
> > "Nuts and Butts",
> > "Freaks and Cheeks"
> > or "Loons and Moons"work either,
> > so they finally settled on "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends
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