Alligator Shoes (Blonde Joke)

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Posted by TerryS ( on August 12, 2000 at 16:01:38:

>> Alligator Shoes
>> A Young Blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of
>> shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices.
>"I'll just
>> catch my own alligator," she told one shopkeeper," so I can
>get a pair
>> of shoes for free." She stomped out of the store and headed
>for the
>> swamp.
>> Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde
>> waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge
>> in. She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes.
>> shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the
>> onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were
>lined up.
>> "Oh, no!" the blonde shouted in dismay. "This one isn't
>wearing any
>> shoes either!"

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