Open Meeeoww letter to August

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Posted by Bill (Marie's cat) (195.103.80.225) on August 30, 2000 at 06:06:03:

Meeeooowww again
August, I'm annoyed that you look at me as I been a computer! And this is not hurting, but when you start to ticking MY NAILS as a keyboard.....yes is VERY annoying.

I can understand I act as a dog, but I NEVER acted as a computer!
And the biggest problem is when you feed me now. My rear appendage (tail for you) IS NOT an electric cord and the end IS NOT a PLUG! I could also find feed for myself, but the electricity is not good for my fur

Please, return to the CH board, in those times was beautiful, I slept on your legs, I purr long time there (OK, OK, sometimes I barked, but you know that in my last reincarnation I was a Rottweiler!)

Please, return, in this way I will have again MY FOOD, 120 Volts two times a day makes me a little fuzzy....
and my nails will grow again!

Please, return on the board!
Meeeeoooooowwwwwww

(helped in writing by Riccardo ....approx the same english knowledge, but he can use his fingers)

Follow Ups:

thank you Riccardo..... August 07:28:46 08/30/00 (39)
- I don't mean to be facetious, but... Geo 07:50:23 08/30/00 (38)
  - Hi Ted 14:52:24 08/30/00 (0)
  - All Right. That's ENOUGH!! Margi 12:31:21 08/30/00 (11)
    - U! budd dick 02:17:15 03/12/01 (0)
    - Only a misunderstanding, folks pinksharkmark 14:48:41 08/30/00 (4)
      - Thanx Pinky... Geo 16:03:49 08/30/00 (3)
        
        Excuse me?!! I dont remember getting involved here?................. Tracy 05:50:39 08/31/00 (0)
        
        It's not a question of me buying anything... Margi 16:44:09 08/30/00 (1)
        
        Thanks Margi August 19:49:16 08/30/00 (0)
    - I'll tell who I am... Geo 14:12:31 08/30/00 (0)
    - Damn! Paco 12:37:30 08/30/00 (3)
      - whatchya mouth yo... Geo 14:45:20 08/30/00 (2)
        
        Hi. Did Ted 14:58:50 08/30/00 (1)
        
        Er uh.. Ted, I think you've got me confused with someone else? Geo 15:16:00 08/30/00 (0)
  - well.... August 07:57:02 08/30/00 (19)
    - One more thing ted 08:16:22 08/30/00 (0)
    - You win ted 08:14:03 08/30/00 (17)
      - nobody wins August 08:56:50 08/30/00 (16)
        
        Definitly Email material (nt) Chet 09:46:42 08/30/00 (13)
        
        oh, i don't know Chet... August 19:43:44 08/30/00 (0)
        
        You're one and only message to the board Ted 10:24:02 08/30/00 (11)
        
        Up my what??? Chet 13:02:26 08/30/00 (10)
        
        Let me double check. Hang on Ted 15:26:23 08/30/00 (4)
        
        What are you CHET 15:35:57 08/30/00 (2)
        
        Let me check again Ted 15:56:36 08/30/00 (0)
        
        I don't suppose I can get you to agree to let it alone, huh?....[nt] Geo 15:44:17 08/30/00 (0)
        
        I get the funny feeling... Geo 15:34:29 08/30/00 (0)
        
        why dont we jonny 13:22:24 08/30/00 (4)
        
        woohoo JONNY! I 'm with you .................. Tracy 14:20:39 08/30/00 (2)
        
        Does he have a toy bone to chew - one of those leathery-looking Bennie Sue 21:32:31 08/30/00 (1)
        
        Yup! Got those!! I can beat ya on the damage.................... Tracy 06:02:33 08/31/00 (0)
        
        Amen To That Bro ! (nt) MOB 13:29:32 08/30/00 (0)
        
        get in your mail and stop avoiding it. read and respondNT ted 09:06:30 08/30/00 (1)
        
        PB August 19:45:48 08/30/00 (0)
  - Oops!The above was meant for you Kath.....nt Geo 07:54:20 08/30/00 (4)
    - Yeah? Margi 12:39:44 08/30/00 (1)
      - So you are saying... Geo 14:37:25 08/30/00 (0)
    - Figure out who you are trying to fuck before you say it then. That's my advice on life. NT Ted 08:05:05 08/30/00 (0)
    - ahhh August 08:01:31 08/30/00 (0)

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