Posted by Doug L (184.108.40.206) on September 01, 2000 at 01:42:17:
The Princess and The Queen
The plane's cabin was being served by an
obviously gay flight attendant who was
just as obviously enjoying himself. He
came swishing down the aisle and announced
to the passsengers.
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
that he'll be landing the big scary plane
shortly, lovely people, so if you could
just put up your trays that would be
On his trip back up the aisle he noticed
that a woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you did'nt hear me over those big
brute engines. I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat
us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said.
"In my country. I am called a Princess. I
take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied,
without missing a beat.
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm
called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the
tray up, Bitch."
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