So...Whipping him

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Posted by Miguel ( on September 01, 2000 at 12:43:27:

In Reply to: I am female and i have to disagree. posted by Tammy on September 01, 2000 at 12:01:06:

I just think that is not a matter of smarts, but
a matter of p*ssy-whipping a man into submission


P.S.: To qualify as my private p*ssy whipper,
p*ssy-whipper must be:

96-104 lbs.
Preferably a "TRUE" blond.
Not American born or raised (at least until ERA is
incorporated into the US constitution, and all lawyers go
for very very long walks on very very short piers
while wearing lead-reinforced concrete jackets and
a snorckle that sticks 3" above the surface of the
water during extremely calm days).
Tight as a drum (i.e.: can bounce a quarter off
of her belly, bellow the belly button area).
Be able to play the drums like Ginger Baker, or the
Guitar like Steve Vai (so I can learn from her).
Between 29 and 34 yrs old.
No Children (already got my three - Also see the part
about bouncing a quarter above).
Can make love at least twice a day.
Has more money than I do.
Has her own credit cards, car, house, etc.
Likes to watch the same "silly" movies I watch.
Can't cry, only laughing allowed.
Not underhanded, sneaky, ulterior
Knows how to drive, and fast too.

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