Posted by Barbara D (126.96.36.199) on September 07, 2000 at 15:19:15:
Yesterday, while very innocently having lunch, I picked up a little booklet lying on the table and flipped thru it and LO AND BEHOLD the ANSWER to all our prayer. THE CURE FOR ALL HEADACHES!!!
The booklet was from the Cracker Barrell and contained "old fashioned" remedies for a lot of things, but this one just jumped out and grabbed me.
It said "FOLK REMEDY THE HEADACHE - Ask the Seventh CHILD - TO BLOW IN YOUR EAR!"
So my suggestion is - Let's take some of the OUCH money and run ads in all the major newspapers: WANTED: Seventh CHILDREN - Desperately NEEDED for Blow-Job on Clusterheads! (Well maybe we need to work on the wording of the ads!)
Anyway just thought I'd share the cure with my fellow sufferers. TOld you guys at convention not to give up hope. That the cure could be something VERY simple. See Mom is NEVER wrong about these things. -:)
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