Posted by stevevr (220.127.116.11) on September 15, 2000 at 14:59:14:
at his favorite bar. Jake went to work and at 9:00AM he thought to himself .... 8 more hours til that bowl of chili. At noon he thought ... 5 more hours til that bowl of chili. At 3:00 he thought ... just 2 more hours til that bowl of chili. Finally, work is done and he walks into the bar and excitely says to the waiter, give me a bowl of that there chili. The waiter said, I'm sorry sir but I just gave our last bowl of chili to that man sitting next to you. Jake is desperate for this chili and sure enough sitting next to him is a man with his chili bowl still full. Jake gets up his nerve and says to the man, sir could I buy that bowl of chili from you ... I have been thinking about it since I woke up. The man says sure, go ahead.
Jake starts eating his bowl of chili when half way down he discovers a dead mouse. This caused Jake to throw up everything he had eaten back into the bowl .... the fellow sitting next to him said, "that's about how far I got."
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