Posted by TerryS (188.8.131.52) on September 22, 2000 at 14:44:03:
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She
said to him, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your
secret for a long, happy life?"
He answered, "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, and I also drink a
case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never ever exercise."
"Wow, That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-Six," he said.
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