Posted by Melissa (63.27.81.230) on September 23, 2000 at 05:17:55:
"Rejected Dr. Suess Books"
*Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
*The Fox In Detox
*Who Shat in the Hat?
*Horton Hires a Ho
*The Flesh-Eating Lorax
*How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
*Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
*Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
*The Cat in the Blender
*Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Hell Out!
*Are You My Proctologist?
*Yentl the Lentil
*My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
*Aunts in My Pants
"Little Golden Books That Never Made It"
*You Are Different and That's Bad
*The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
*Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
*Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
*The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
*Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
*Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
*All Cats Go to Hell
*The Little Sissy Who Snitched
*Some Kittens Can Fly
*That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
*Grandpa Gets a Casket
*The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
*Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
*The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
*Strangers Have the Best Candy
*Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
*You Were an Accident
*Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
*Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
*The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
*Your Nightmares Are Real
*Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
*Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
*Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be friends?
*Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
*Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
PFDAN,
Melissa