I'm not Nancy...but here's a joke anyway...

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Posted by Naomi ( on September 27, 2000 at 16:07:48:

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station.
They approached the gas pumps and one of them said to it "Greetings,
Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."
The gas pump, of course, did not respond. The alien repeated the greeting
and there was still no response. Annoyed by what he perceived as the gas
pump's haughty attitude the alien drew his ray gun and said impatiently,
"Greetings earthling, we come in peace. How dare you ignore us this way?
Take us to your leader or I will fire."
The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you must not anger him..." but
before he could finish his warning the first alien fired.
There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert
where they landed in a heap. When they finally regained consciousness the
one who fired turned to the other one and said "What a ferocious creature.
It nearly killed us. How did you know it was so dangerous?"
The other alien answered, "If there is one thing I have learned in my
travels through the galaxy it's if guy has a penis he can wrap around
himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, don't screw with him."

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