Posted by TerryS (18.104.22.168) on October 04, 2000 at 19:06:28:
Two old ladies, who were good friends, were sitting on a park bench where they had sat for years.
Suddenly the first lady, near tears, turned to her friend and said with a tremor in her voice, "I'm embarrassed, but I've forgotten your name. What is it?"
The second lady sat quietly for about two minutes, turned to her friend and finally asked, "How soon do you have to know?"
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