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Posted by melissa ( on October 06, 2000 at 16:59:25:

What's for breakfast?

A seven-year-old boy and his four-year-old brother
were upstairs in their bedroom.
You know what?" said the seven year old. "I think
it's about time we start swearing."
The four year old nodded his head in approval "When
we go downstairs for
breakfast, I'm gonna say hell, and you
say ass okay?" The four year old agreed with enthusiasm.
The mother walked into the kitchen and asked the
seven year old what he wanted for breakfast.
"Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the
floor, got up and ran
upstairs crying his eyes out.
The mother looked at the four year old and asked
with a stern voice, "And what do you want for breakfast, young man?"
I don't know," he blubbered, "but you can bet your
ass it won't be

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