Posted by melissa (188.8.131.52) on October 06, 2000 at 17:12:34:
You are no longer "cool" when .....>
> 1. You find yourself listening to talk radio.
> 2. You daughter says she got pierced and youlook at> her ears.
> 3. The pattern on your shorts and couch match.
> 4. You fondly remember your powder blue leisuresuit.
> 5. Your wife buys a flannel nighty and you findthat> sexy.
> 6. You think Tragically Hip is when amiddle-aged man
> gets a new sports car, hair piece and a 20 yearold> girlfriend.
> 7. You criticize the kids of today for theirsatanic
> suicide- inducing music, forgetting that yourocked to
> Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.> 8. You call the police on a noisy party next
door> instead of grabbing beer and joining it.
> 9. You turn down free tickets to a rock concert
> because you have to work the next day.
> 10. When grass is something that you cut, not> cultivate.
> 11. When jogging is something you do to yourmemory.
> 12. Rocking all night means dozing off in yourrocking> chair.
> 13. Sex becomes "All that foolishness".
> 14. Getting a little action means your prunejuice is> working.
> 15. All the cars behind you turn on theirheadlights.
> 16. You remember the "Rolling Stones" as a rockgroup> not a corporation.
> 17. You bought your first car for the same priceyou
> paid for your son's new running shoes.
> 18. You actually ASK for your father's advice.
> 19. You don't know how to operate a fax machine.
> 20. When someone mentions SURFING you picturewaves> and a surf board.
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