Posted by jd (205.188.197.54) on October 07, 2000 at 09:12:46:
a monk was traveling through arkansas when a local came up to him and ask why he was dressed like that...the monk replied " i am a monk and i worship budda" the arkansas man said " i love budda too, but the wife makes me eat margerine".
dont know why but that cracked me up