Posted by Luke (206.154.8.15) on October 20, 2000 at 15:26:54:
An old man is strolling in the park, when he notices a sweet little girl walking her dog. He decided to talk to the child.
"That's a very cute dog you have there", the nice old man exclaims, "What's his name?"
"His name is Porky, sir", the little girl replies.
The old man chuckles and says, "I bet you a nickel I can guess why he's named that."
"No, I don't think you can" says the little girl.
"Sure I can" replies the old man with a smile, "It's because he's so fat".
"No sir" replies the little girl innocently, "It's because he fucks pigs."
:) Don't tell mom I told you this joke.