Posted by Nancy (216.236.5.243) on November 09, 2000 at 10:28:49:
Annual Physical.
An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Uh oh!"
The man asked the doctor what the problem was.
"Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?
"No," replied the man.
"Do you drink to excess?"
"No," replied the man.
"Do you have a sex life?"
"As a matter of fact, I do!"
"Well, said the doc, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur, you'll have to give up half your sex life."
Looking perplexed, the old man asked, "Which half
...the LOOKING or the THINKING?"
;-)