Posted by Ted (205.188.197.44) on November 15, 2000 at 01:28:31:
George W(ierdo) Bush is expected to take the following oath, per the constitution:
I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
His Version:
In solemnition (or affirmition) I will fatally execute the officer of choice in the United States, and will, to the best of my abilation, protect and defend the Constitutionate of United Statesese.