Posted by Charlie S (126.96.36.199) on November 15, 2000 at 21:50:48:
How To Speak To Men and Women
He does not have a beer gut--He has developed a liquid grain storage facility.
He's not a bad dancer--He's overly Caucasian.
He Does not act like a total ass--He's developed a case of rectal cranial inversion.
She's not easy--She's horizontally accessible.
She's not dumb--She's a detour off the information superhighway.
She's not a screamer or a moaner--She's vocally appreciative.
Smiles :^) Charlie S
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