A little better (no really!)

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Posted by Charlie S ( on November 28, 2000 at 07:03:47:

Virus Jokes For Geeks:

CLINTON VIRUS Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory

VIAGRA VIRUS Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

LEWINSKY VIRUS Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS Saves your data but forgets where it is stored

MIKE TYSON VIRUS Quits after two bytes

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200MB

DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS Deletes all old files

TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of Lewinsky virus) Your whole computer goes down

DISNEY VIRUS Everything in your computer goes Goofy

PROZAC VIRUS Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care

JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS Only attacks minor files

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it-through Windows

Stay well,- - -Charlie S :^)

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