Posted by Jennifer (18.104.22.168) on December 02, 2000 at 07:22:43:
My family is putting together a cookbook of all of our favorite recipes and most have been emailed to me to edit and get it all together. The following is the latest "recipe" I received from my sis.
FAVORITE QUICK SUPPER
MEASURE 3 C. FLOUR INTO BOWL; ANSWER DOORBELL. TAKE BOWL OFF SMALL SON'S HEAD; SWEEP UP FLOUR. MEASURE 3 C. FLOUR, ADD SHORTENING. CHANGE BABY'S DIAPER, WASH SHORTENING FROM SON'S HAND AND FACE. ADD 1/4 C. SHORTENING TO FLOUR, MIX WELL. ROCK CRYING BABY FOR 10 MINUTES. ANSWER DOORBELL. PUT SON IN TUB AND SCRUB WELL. SCRAPE FLOUR AND SHORTENING MIXTURE FROM FLOOR, ADDING ENOUGH TEARS TO RELIEVE TENSION. OPEN 1 CAN BEANS AND SERVE WITH REMAINING STRENGTH.
I can just imagine my adorable little nephew doing this too!!!
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