Posted by Les Bubbles (208.19.116.100) on December 04, 2000 at 20:39:47:
In Reply to: No..but I'm smilin here (nt) posted by Dennis O'C on December 04, 2000 at 18:10:26:
That's my brother tryin ta be funny. He's name ain't even Millie. He's real name is B. Bubba Migraine. He uses Millie cause folks make fun a his real name. I'll tell ya'll a story about B. Bubba. It was back before he had to go "away". Him n Mrs B had a animal farm. Ya know, cows, chickens, pigs. Their favorite was a pig with only 3 legs. One day a travelin salesman passed the farm and noticed the 3 legged pig and got curious. He knocks on the door and B. Bubba answers. The salesman asks "I saw the 3 legged pig and..." B. Bubba cuts him off with "Don't ya say nothin bad bout the 3 legged pig. That's a fine animal." To that the salesman says "I just wanted to ask..." And B. Bubba cuts him off again. "Don't ya say nothin bad about the fine pig. That pig saved me and the misses one night. There was fire in the house and that pig waked us up in time to git out. That's a fine pig. Don't ya say nothing bad bout the pig." The salesman says "I'm not going to say..." B. Bubba stops him and says "That pig saved my life
out in the back forty when my tractor tipped over and pinned me right to the ground. That pig rooted in the dirt and dug me out from under that tractor. Saved my life that pig did. Fine pig. Don't you say nothin bad bout that 3 legged pig." The salesman says "I don't want to say anything bad about the pig. I just want to know why it has only 3 legs?" B. Bubba answers "Fine pig like that you don't eat all at once!"