ct-scan a serious reply then the joke!

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Posted by DougW ( on December 07, 2000 at 11:50:13:

In Reply to: catscan.. posted by sandy on December 07, 2000 at 10:39:26:

Sandy: I'm glad you are getting a ct-scan, but don't be surprised when they report it as normal. The absence of any "pathological finding" only means there is nothing else wrong. You still get to have clusters. At least it is re-assuring the the brain is OK.
Ct-scans are easy to do and give good images, MRI is better (without and x-ray type radiation) but costs more and is less readily available.

and now.....on the lighter side....
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the instrument on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."

"What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!"

With that, the vet turned and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work, checking the poor dead dog out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head and said "Bark". The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat, who also checked out the poor dog on the table. As had his predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and said, "Meow." He then jumped off the table
and ran out of the room.

The veterinarian handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went postal. "$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!" The vet shook his head sadly and explained. "If you had
taken my word for it, it would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan..."


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