RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES IN A NUTSHELL

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Posted by Paco (204.111.53.106) on December 19, 2000 at 10:53:49:

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Lama Ding Dong.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

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Atheism Todd 19:18:45 12/19/00 (19)
- Stoicism Todd 19:20:47 12/19/00 (18)
  - Optimism Todd 19:21:56 12/19/00 (17)
    - Pessimism Todd 19:23:04 12/19/00 (16)
      - Realism Todd 19:25:05 12/19/00 (15)
        
        Toddism Margi 14:29:01 12/20/00 (1)
        
        Sorry, wrong Todd 17:15:14 12/20/00 (0)
        
        Surrealism Jack 19:28:51 12/19/00 (1)
        
        Thank You, Jack Todd 19:33:29 12/19/00 (0)
        
        Enough'senoughism Ted 19:27:30 12/19/00 (10)
        
        Thanks Ted...I'm with you Charlie S 11:51:43 12/20/00 (0)
        
        Floridaism Todd 19:36:54 12/19/00 (8)
        
        OriginalExitPollsism Ted 19:48:03 12/19/00 (5)
        
        Euphemism Jack 19:53:19 12/19/00 (0)
        
        Little known Constitutional clause Todd 19:51:46 12/19/00 (3)
        
        Lesser known clause Ted 20:02:57 12/19/00 (1)
        
        OMG, my brains have turned to MUSH!!!!!...n/t melissa 20:39:32 12/19/00 (0)
        
        Texas Supreme Court Ruling Todd 19:56:03 12/19/00 (0)
        
        Flori-duh! Paco 19:39:13 12/19/00 (1)
        
        Viagra Falls! sailpappy 19:57:59 12/19/00 (0)
Agnosticism drummer 18:06:43 12/19/00 (3)
- You ARE a Shit Jack 18:29:51 12/19/00 (2)
  - Ya Jack he is the BIGIST Shit I've ever taken waterflea 11:56:26 12/22/00 (0)
  - Your Mother..... drummer 18:41:40 12/19/00 (0)
Wiccan Frank 17:41:32 12/19/00 (2)
- or... August 03:49:24 12/21/00 (0)
- LMAO! nt Paco 17:48:04 12/19/00 (0)
Wow - Beautiful Jack 17:02:53 12/19/00 (2)
- No, no, Jack... Paco 17:43:56 12/19/00 (1)
  - Divine Retribution, Original Sin, The Devil and Clusters Jack 18:34:21 12/19/00 (0)
Left one out..... Charlie S 16:25:27 12/19/00 (0)
What about PLAGIARISM ? sailpappy 11:13:26 12/19/00 (6)
- Actually... Paco 11:54:28 12/19/00 (2)
  - Paco,Paco,Paco-I had no such intent at all my Friend sailpappy 14:47:31 12/19/00 (1)
    - Wittisism? sailpappy 14:50:44 12/19/00 (0)
- Sailpappy Suzy 11:19:48 12/19/00 (2)
  - Canibalism? sailpappy 11:38:22 12/19/00 (1)
    - Yep Suzy 11:55:37 12/19/00 (0)
Boy, did I need a good laugh......HA HA HA HA Suzy 11:11:45 12/19/00 (0)

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