The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

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Posted by Charlie S ( on December 30, 2000 at 01:36:51:

> Good: Your wife is pregnant.
> Bad: It's triplets
> Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago

> Good: Your wife's not talking to you
> Bad: She wants a divorce
> Ugly: She's a lawyer

> Good: Your son is finally maturing
> Bad: He's involved with the woman next door

> Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
> Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
> Ugly: You're starring in them

> Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
> Bad: You can't find your birth control
> Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

> Good: Your husband understands fashion
> Bad: He's a cross dresser
> Ugly: He looks better than you

> Good: You talk about "birds & bees" to your
> Bad: She keeps interrupting
> Ugly: With corrections

> Good: The postman's early
> Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
> Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
> Good: Your son is dating someone new
> Bad: It's another man
> Ugly: He's your best friend

> Good: Your daughter got a new job
> Bad: As a hooker
> Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients
> Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do

Happy New Year!

Charlie S :^)

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